It's A Pirates Life For Me

Captain's Log:

In the year of Ox
27 days into Febrero
Last friday night in my hometown as a resident:


We set sail at 30 past the 18th hour to our destination.
Jason loads me and my first mate G. with enough supplies to pilage the fortress of our enemies.

Our blokes Drew and Oli had been captured to do the evilest of slave work for at Rays Barcade by the slimey bitch only known as Eli the Slimey Bitch of The Crew. (He's such a slimey bitch)

Onward mate:

This mission could only be completed with the prowless of the one we call J. --- A deeply disturbed pirate indeed.

Onward mates:

The filthiest of rathskellers this place was.

Weak rum, see through beer and samples made for children with sore throats.

The wenches there were strung to balls and chains.

Cocky minute men crowding the tables and scoffing at our presence.

We offered the protection of a million though we were three.

Once our blokes were safe we shipped them off the shore of the captive isle in their barge with there stock well protected.

As we parted back to our watering hole, the scally wags known as the G.P.D. were trying to test us with their distance. Trying to prove that we were in their waters. But we trekked on, screaming over the sides of our boat:

"Now I`m aimin' for heaven

But probably wind up down in hell

Where upon this altar

I will hang my guilt ridden head

But it`s time I`ll take before I begin

Three sheets to the wind, Three sheets to the wind

Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be

Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep

We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep

We`re the rebels of the sacred heart"

We entered the grail known as Patrick's and Leo announced, "The Rebels are here!! They have returned!!" Chase, also known as 'The Giver of Head' was trying too hard and Dennis known as 'The One Who Makes Em Wet" had to mace him.

"PINT HERE", G. shouted...

and a minute later he said, "Another one. Here here! Another Pint!!"

And I tasted the fire. 151 degrees down my throat.

ARRRRGGHH!!!!

And Greg came in, excited by the stories he had heard of our victory over the Barcade and The Crew.... and Eli the Slimey Bitch.

"Car Bombs for the 2 greatest Thieves in the Land! Nay! Car Bombs for everyone!" he declared.

Pints and shots and cloves and pints.

I was stealing their wet and G. was stealing their women..... ARRRRRGGGGH!!!!!

We set sail for home with our hearts on our sleeves, victorious over the night!

And we screamed over the sides of the boat:

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced

I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers

she kissed me...and I only bought her one round

"If I Don't Use It To Torture Myself, It Isn't Worth It"

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Last Day At Work:

today’s been a career day, futures made and fortunes lost

as I’m standing in the lobby,I’m waiting for the elevator to take me away
up to nine or ten, maybe eleventh. sound of sirens fading as she whispers in my ear
she’s saying, its too late to wish success so get undressed and
please just come to bed cause I’m the last real thing you’ve got

you’re cursed by all ambitious thoughts. is that all you’ve got?
as for you,you spin a story like a spider spins a web

see that’s a metaphor, no wait, a simile

I’m still learning but I think I’m getting better
oh if I’m not tortured how are you ever going to relate
I’ve been condemned by those I love,
wishing me the worst as I’m trying my best
but she’s the last real thing I’ve got
I’m cursed by all ambitious thoughts
is that all you’ve got
love close your eyes and cover, cover your ears,
for the end is near but the beginning is here

in with the outro and out with the old
I’m gonna tie all the loose ends i once pulled
in with the outro and out with the old,
preparing for failure, from what we've been told
in with the outro and out with the old
with nothing to offer, so nothings been sold
in with the outro and out with the old
forgive me and give me one more chance to fold
in with the outro and out with the old
there's nothing to lose when there's nothing to hold
we'll be together in the morning
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My New Bye

Goodbye. GOOD-bye.
Lately my bye's haven't felt good.
Well.... is any goodbye GOOD?
Maybe like... "Hey cancer, good bye!"

But when delivered to those you love.... good bye is obsolete.
But I would never say.... "hey, bad bye."
I have had some BAD bye's, but I don't think I've ever said it.
But disagree with me that more bye's are bad than good.
I am leaving the dungeon that has held me for so long. GOOD BYE!
I am leaving friends whom I love. BAD BYE!


I had a lot of bad bye's today. It breaks my heart.
But the good bye's are weighing out the bad bye's.

But to YOU! Bad bye..... ::tears::
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Handle With Care

Why, when moving do we put FRAGILE on some boxes and not on others.
Is that stuff more important than others.
Sure, maybe more expensive..... but isn't it just as important?
If not.... why do you have it?

I don't want to mark anything I have as fragile.
Note to friends: Carry everything with care. Everything I own is important.

Everything that others have is important to them as well.
Handle as such.

Not just the boxes.
But their lives too.
Everybody is important at least to themselves.
Or they are fragile.

Handle with care.

Every Dog Has His Day

G.'s motto of life is "If I Don't Use It To Torture Myself, It Isn't Worth It"
As much as I hate to admit it, it's mine too.

I did it.... I literally pasted my heart on my sleeve... I did it.

"The truth shall set you free"

I say, the truth only opens doors for more questions.

But that statement is so true in so many ways.
Sets you free. Sets your imagination free.

"Si no dices la verdad por buen corazón, dila al menos por cordura."

Qué le hace significa: 'Buen Corazon'

The truth makes you start saying "What if..." a lot.

That is terrible for the heart.

And what if good sense makes you lose your sense?

"La vérité vaut bien qu'on passe quelques années sans la trouver."

J'aime prendre mon temps avec les choses!

I was trying to be the protector this whole time

I didn't want to open that door...

cos that hallway is so long

truth
(trooth)
1. Conformity to fact or actuality.
2. A statement proven to be or accepted as true.
3. Sincerity; integrity.
4. Fidelity to an original or standard.

It's those very discussions we have had so many times.

You shoulda ran out on me the first time I opened my mouth

the one time i started with...

"I am having a shitty day..."

"Un amigo es la persona que sabe todo acerca de usted, y todavía le quiere."

I did it

Do you think I’ve gone too far?

I did it

Guilty as charged

I did it

It was me right or wrong

I did it

Yeah

I never did a single thing that did a single thing

to change the ugly ways of your world

I didn’t know it felt so right inside

I didn’t know at all

I opened up the curtains

I heard sirens there, the lights flash and crawl

But I did it justice I just did it for the buzz

It’s a nickel or a dime for what I’ve done

The truth is that I don’t really care

For such a lovely crime I’ll do the time

You better lock me up, I’ll do it again

Like the Budweiser commercials I use to love.... TRUE.

So.... since we cannot get what we like, let us like what we can get!

The Dear Hunter

Even if you never strayed from me
I'd still question your fidelity
There would always be a shroud of suspicion
And my heart is a liability

With your hands marooned, so freshly red
You would wrap your lips around my neck
Try and forced to love the thought of me
Simple motions make me ill

Was it bitter when you tossed and turned?
On an under covered mattress... Did it feel so good? Hope it felt so good.
Don't know what I'd do if you lost sleep over little old me
Its so much better, they're all much better

Maybe this is just a work of art
Scripted players in a play of lust
Hope the endings well worth waiting for
And everything you wished it be

Was it bitter when you tossed and turned?
On an under covered mattress. Did it feel so good? Hope it felt so good.
Don't know what I'd do if you lost sleep over little old me
Its so much better, you're all much better

Cause you cant be caught red handed
If you're not red handed
My darling if I ever said those words to you
I was pulling out my heart so I could pin it to my sleeve
A display for you to see I'm on display

Oh no, you cant be caught red handed if your not red handed
My darling I would never say those words to you
I was pulling out my heart so I could pin it to my sleeve
A display for you to see im on display

Oh my god what have I done?
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Part IV

She lets so many things slip from her tongue
but she's not fooling anyone
To me it's starting to drive me insane

so many promises floating around my brain
I'm chewing them and chewing them

They are just words, right?

Powerless?
Meaningless?
It was just a joke?
I was playing around?

Nah nah. I was never playing around.
This was never a game.
This was for the long haul.
This was for the long car drive.... off a cliff....
But you are so scared.
I am so scared.
We are so scared.
And I'm afraid and everyone's afraid and everyone knows it,
But we don't have to be afraid anymore.

I was halfway listening to what she thinks she knows
We're like children dressing in our parents' clothes, saying:

"Nobody knows me,
no one knows my name,
No, nobody knows me,
nobody knows me..."

I have 6 words for you
well.... 12 really.
The first 6 are the most important
But the 2nd 6 are merely to mask the 1st 6 so you won't run away anymore.

But you will run.
Terrified at the sound.

Even if I whispered them to you and asked you to chew on them first.

And this bastard says, "I wrote a FOUR WORD LETTER!!!"

And somehow, I was standing there waiting for you to start.
It was a Table Topic. eh? Yeah! And you said, "I can say it in 1-2 minutes."

Well I can say it in 6 words!!!
well.... 12 really.
The first 6 are the most important
But the 2nd 6 are merely to mask the 1st 6 so you won't run away anymore.

But you will run.
Terrified by the TRUTH!!

But you never started. And thats why I never told you.

Because what you can say in 1-2 minutes, I can say in 6 words.
well.... 12 really.
The first 6 are the most important
But the 2nd 6 are merely to mask the 1st 6 so you won't run away anymore.

But you will run.....

I was just sittin here, -------------, somethings on my mind

This was NEVER a game. But some how I lost.